Colin "Buzz" 

He was raised by the discarded shells of sunflower seeds until he had to run for his life, and even then, he almost got lost in a grove of crooked little succulents.

He is really a 175 year old gnome trapped inside a 21 year old body and thats why he has 19 bicycles.

These days he just bobs up and down enthusiastically, jibbering skee-bap, waiting for an opportune moment.