The sun once shone on a man in a boat.  That man was me.  That damn sun gave me sunburn.  PSYCH!  Nahhh... I'm half Eye-talian, we don't burn.  I'll give you a small kiss if you guess the other half.  What makes me special is that I can go from clean shaven to Mountain Man in just under a half hour.  My beard knows no bounds.  But I don't keep it too long anymore because it gets difficult to eat sandwiches.  And also, the birds nesting in there get messy after a few days.  Half of my heart lives in South Africa, the other half around these parts somewhere.  I'm up too late often, but that's part of my major.... social studies of friends up past 2 am every day of the week.  I can't wait to go to grad school for it.  PSYCH! Nahh...  I'm just kidding.  I don't want to go to grad school.  Guess what?  I have a picture of you somewhere.

Besides that, thank you Deltones, for being my entire college career.  You took me away from school work, job opportunities, college kids... you basically stole my life you sons of beetches.  And I couldn't be happier. 

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